Trying to reach Abe’s lucky nosey

Trying to reach Abe’s lucky nosey

I’m Gryffindor every time I take a house test and I think it’s important for people to know that about me

Met the cutest babies at the zoo

Met the cutest babies at the zoo

Majestic

Majestic

Goats too zoot

Goats too zoot

This can’t possibly be a coincidence

This can’t possibly be a coincidence

Look how intimidating I am in my work outfit

Look how intimidating I am in my work outfit

we get a lot of bachelorette parties at work and today a bride came in and she asked me “are you married?” and I said “no” and she went “KISS THE DONG you’ll get married in a year” and she thrust a penis wand in my face

enraged because cute dress is too small

enraged because cute dress is too small

The quality’s shit but I still love this video

~breathes sigh of relief they didn’t cast a white kid as mowgli~

I’m a pretty pretty princess

I’m a pretty pretty princess