majestic

Something’s happening today

Something’s happening today

I wore my cutest rings today

I wore my cutest rings today

Did justjustinnn design this shirt?

Did justjustinnn design this shirt?

The damn elephant wouldn’t share

The damn elephant wouldn’t share

Trying to reach Abe’s lucky nosey

Trying to reach Abe’s lucky nosey

I’m Gryffindor every time I take a house test and I think it’s important for people to know that about me

Met the cutest babies at the zoo

Met the cutest babies at the zoo

Majestic

Majestic

Goats too zoot

Goats too zoot

This can’t possibly be a coincidence

This can’t possibly be a coincidence

Look how intimidating I am in my work outfit

Look how intimidating I am in my work outfit

we get a lot of bachelorette parties at work and today a bride came in and she asked me “are you married?” and I said “no” and she went “KISS THE DONG you’ll get married in a year” and she thrust a penis wand in my face